Funny responses to “How are you?” that sound like you

Try friendly, cheeky and edgy replies to “How are you?”, with softer versions and advice for texts, colleagues and everyday catch-ups.

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Funny responses to “How was your weekend?”—even a quiet one

A quiet weekend still deserves a good reply. Try playful answers for Monday small talk, with gentle, cheeky and sharper variations.

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Funny replies when someone asks about your weekend plans

Find a playful reply about weekend plans, whether you are going out, staying in or leaving everything undecided. Try softer versions too.

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Funny replies when someone compliments your cooking

Accept a cooking compliment with warmth and a little humour. Compare friendly, cheeky and edgy replies for dinner with people you know.

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